A pre-schooler a day keeps the doctor away

I don't blame the dentist for being wary of my daughter. She scares the begeebees out of me daily.

Rat out. Pig in.

We ditched the sneezing rat and got a guinea pig. I'm trying not to get as attached to this rodent as I did the rat, but I'm definitely the lead cage cleaner and fresh veggie provider so far.

Don't tell Mickey.

Here we are at DisneyWorld, outside the Star Wars ride, and all my son is interested in is the fire extinguisher. Also, now that I'm looking at this, he's clearly due for a haircut.