For the boy I created a hot dog caterpillar with pickle grass and a ketchup heart for dipping, along with mandarin oranges and Cheetos (the natural ones, without the orange coloring -- they're SO addictive, don't even try one, I'm warning you). The girl got a bologna fish with pickle seaweed, apple slices and Babybel cheese.
They both sat and picked at their trays for 3 minutes and then asked for popsicles.
POPSICLES!!
Is it too late to return them both for a full refund? How about swapping them for a pair of Bernese Mountain dogs?
